Saturday, November 17, 2007

- To Infinity, and Beyond!

As told to me by SpiderMan, my preceptor, yesterday:

"So we get this call out for a guy complaining of weakness and syncope. We get on scene, and this guy looks completely spent - like, totally drained, can barely move, etc. Complaining of head pain, says he can barely move his legs, and is really tired, that he just wants to lay on the couch. We finally manage to get out of him that he had taken some Cialis, and that he thought that it reacted with some of his other medication, but he wont tell me anything else.

Finally we get him loaded up, we get over to the hospital. We note that the only other medicine the guy is taking is Augmentin. Anyway, we look it up in the drug book and it says that Cialis has been noted to react with Augmentin in a very unusual away - it potentiates the feeling of orgasm...by 1,000 times.

Yeah.

Apparently the guy decided to check the equipment, so to speak. When he "peaked", he had a climax 1,000 times greater than his usual one. The guy totally lost it - it just blew him away. No wonder he couldn't walk and was feeling dizzy."

We better keep this a secret. If the teenagers ever find out it's going to be a disaster.

-MM

9 comments:

Ben said...

Soon to be found at the closest rave party..

Chris in SE TX said...

OK, so what is this "Augmentin" and how do I get it?

...purely for, er..., research purposes, you understand....

I mean, seriously, an orgasm times ONE TOUSEND...???

That is totally worth spending the rest of the night in the ER....

I'm not kidding! I want some!

elm said...

wow...does it also squeeze 1000x times the amount of juice out? Then you would REALLY be drained.

Dave said...

I was wondering how to spice up my sex life.

And by 'sex life' I mean masturbation.

rob rob the party slob said...

I've never wanted to get a uti and erectile dysfunction more than I want to right this second... I can't seriously believe an antibiotic and cialis would cause that... please oh please lord let it be true

Loving Annie said...

Hmmmm. Could't you just adjust the dosage so you wouldn't end up in the ER ? Even 10 times more would be pretty awesome :)
Details, MM !!!

The Secret Drinker said...

Google searches don't really turn anything up. Are you sure about this?

**skeptical**

nursemyra said...

crikey!

Anne said...

I used to take Augmentin all the time for ear infections...too bad Cialis wasn't around then...and that I was six at the time and wouldn't have known how to take advantage of the situation regardless. I agree with chris, that sounds totally worth an ED visit.