Dear Taxpayer (bonehead):
Enclosed is your economic stimulus check! 300-600 dollars! Go on out and spend that shit!
So while I was in rehab (read: under a rock) apparently the Big Bosses came up with this little scheme: everyone gets a check to spend on crap!
Has anyone seen that episode on futurama where they do the same thing, and everyone gets 300 dollars?
Surely someone has.
By the way, if you're not reading www.marriedtothesea.com, you need to be.