Mission Statement Mk II: My slice of Southern Fried EMS - Vulgar, Distasteful, and not a word of it the truth...so just ignore me. No one here in this hen house but us chickens, to borrow a phrase.
I am a paramedic, but I am not representive of the whole paramedic population. Do not group my colleauges in with me and judge them because of what I say. You might not think I'm funny, you might even think I'm a menace, or a ghoul. My humor is dark and twisted and is not for everyone, but if you look through the harshness I'm just a big ole teddy bear. Don't like it? I have a way to make all that go away - just press that little X icon at the top right of your screen.
See? All better!