Instructor: "Ok, MedicMarch, how would you prepare your patient for cardioversion?"
MM: "I get right in front of them and scream 'Prepare to see the face of GOD, MOTHERFUCKER!'
I still passed.
-MM
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Who is this idiot?
- Medicmarch.
- Mission Statement Mk II: My slice of Southern Fried EMS - Vulgar, Distasteful, and not a word of it the truth...so just ignore me. No one here in this hen house but us chickens, to borrow a phrase. I am a paramedic, but I am not representive of the whole paramedic population. Do not group my colleauges in with me and judge them because of what I say. You might not think I'm funny, you might even think I'm a menace, or a ghoul. My humor is dark and twisted and is not for everyone, but if you look through the harshness I'm just a big ole teddy bear. Don't like it? I have a way to make all that go away - just press that little X icon at the top right of your screen. See? All better!
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1 comment:
is the patient related to I B Bangin ?
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